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Who: Shu, cows, and you
What: Udder cowtastrophe
Where: Farmlands outside of Elysium
When: Mid-month
Warnings: Animal cruelty



As the farmer plods away to resume tending his fields, Shu shakes her head with a frown and addresses her companion. "That is the fourth farmer this week to report a missing herd of livestock. These aren't small losses, either. It is unimaginable that they simply vanished off the face of the earth."

Not coincidentally, Shu is currently seated atop her own oxen, who is placidly chewing on some grains underfoot.

"Let us examine the pasture. He said there were numerous markings he could not make sense of. These disappearances will be catastrophic for the small farmer if they continue and have a lasting ripple effect on the supply chain of meat. Not just for the Corsairs."

She nudges He Sheng with her ankles.

Date: 2024-10-06 10:28 pm (UTC)
purplexing: (hm?)
From: [personal profile] purplexing
Definitely not to Donnie's tastes, not that he's had much chance to develop any appreciation for music and techno and dubstep are likely not going to be discovered here any time soon.

"He's definitely communicating with someone..." At least that's his guess? Cow-location? He is definitely not a livestock expert.

"Whoa..."

And expert though he may not be, he can fully appreciate an excellently placed scene set.

Date: 2024-10-06 11:03 pm (UTC)
purplexing: (of course I did...n't)
From: [personal profile] purplexing
Donnie meanwhile remains where he is, just at the edge of the clearing like he's afraid to disturb it. He makes a mildly disgusted face as He Sheng goes back to doing typical ox things. At least the bush doesn't look like anything he knows to be poisonous around Elysium's wilderness.

"Uh..." And now he has an apple in his hand. The most animal interaction he's ever had is with his brothers, so he gives a very hesitant look at the ox as he eases into the clearing. He holds the apple out to the shiny ox, looking very unsure about it.

Date: 2024-10-06 11:58 pm (UTC)
purplexing: (he's behind us isn't he)
From: [personal profile] purplexing
What. What. Donnie's still trying to decipher what he's just seen because surely he must be hallucinating, there's certainly no logical explanation otherwise, too much sun, too much cow, did he remember to hydra-

ROASTEDBOVINES IT'S TRYING TO EAT ME ALIVE-

Although it is oddly not very painful, gross, definitely- the world is abruptly sent off kilter before he can remember to scream, his breath interrupted with the impact of something simultaneously hard and fuzzy. He gasps and then very nearly bites off his tongue as the oxen lurches towards the sky- wait WHAT

"OhhhhmygaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH--!!!!"

Date: 2024-10-07 01:39 am (UTC)
mootopia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mootopia
"Mooo?"

Far, far below, He Sheng glances up as Niu Da Ge flies off with Mistress and Sad Green One. A brief flicker of concern flashes through his bovine mind before he decides that it's probably all fine. Mistress should get a better grip, though. She isn't very secu -- oh was that an acorn? Mistress didn't usually want him eating those, but since she was gone now...

Oh, right, acorns didn't taste very good and also were hard on his teeth. He Sheng spits it out and sniffs at two apples that are lying on the ground for some reason instead.

Ahh... must be a boon from Niu Da Ge.

Delicious... Sweet... Yum...

[translators' note: niu da ge means 'big cow brother']

Date: 2024-10-07 02:08 am (UTC)
purplexing: (victoryy..?)
From: [personal profile] purplexing
They eventually reach some sort of threshold, a point where everything feels the same although that sameness is an odd weightlessness accompanied by the rush of wind.

Donnie had stopped screaming at some point, running out of breath and figuring it would just be more exhausting to keep it up. He cracks open an eye, seeing nothing but open sky and clouds and maybe if he squinted, a glimpse of the ground somewhere far below.

"Wow..." he whispers, the word torn away instantly by the wind. He carefully lifts his head, even as he remains clinging to the oxen's back. Definitely not the most ideal way to ride, not wrapped over its back with arms on one side and legs dangling over the other. It does make clinging tricky, and falling off without a glider does not sound at all appealing. But...there's something exhilarating about it all. The rush of the air around them, the sheer speed they were somehow traveling. It might not make sense but it's tickling his adrenaline in a completely different way than on missions.

This is...kind of fun.

A weird sort of smile's touched his face, like he's actually experienced some strange nirvana or whatever one might call it. And then he blinks, catching Shu's voice. Oh crap, he hadn't even realized she was there!

"Shu-? Yeah, I'm- Hang on-" Oh yeah, brilliant words there, Donnie, seeing as how little choice she seems to have.

The turtlekin tries to steady himself, carefully bringing one arm to the side his legs are while attempting to swing a leg over so he can at least be in a better position to face Shu. Guh, cows feel weird. He holds a hand out towards her.

"Can you grab on?"

Date: 2024-10-07 03:25 am (UTC)
purplexing: (according to my calculations)
From: [personal profile] purplexing
Surely this is the start of how he becomes an adrenaline enthusiast.

"You sure?" Donnie's sure that can't be a great position for anyone, and he'd like to think he's strong enough to handle Shu. ...although given all her robes that might make things difficult when you take into consideration wind speeds and air resistance.

Blinking at her question, he shifts his attention then to look around again. Impossibly high up as they are, he doesn't feel the least bit overwhelmed by any sense of vertigo. It's so amazing! If he tries hard enough, maybe he can make out the coast where he used to live...

But that's not the question he'd been asked, and for Shu's sake, Donnie turns his head in the direction they seem to be approaching. Frowning, he leans closer against the oxen's neck so he can pull his goggles down, making adjustments as he looks out towards...well, what is that?

"Some kind of building?" That...could be a bit of a concern if it turns out to be Imperial territory, which realistically would be the likeliest case, all things considered.

Date: 2024-10-08 03:54 am (UTC)
purplexing: (ready to mys-tech your face)
From: [personal profile] purplexing
"...I want one of those."

Maybe it goes fast too!! Probably not as fast as a Feder armor. Oh, he really wants to try one of those now.

That's however neither here nor now, and as the oxen speaks up, Donnie pulls reins his thoughts back to the current matter, glancing down before absently patting the creature's neck. Is this how you comfort sad beasts? It usually works with Raph...

"Guess we've found where all the missing cattle have gone."

Date: 2024-10-08 09:40 pm (UTC)
purplexing: (I cannot believe you right now)
From: [personal profile] purplexing
"Gaaah! Ugh, gross!" Donnie recoils, batting ineffectually at the splatter.

At least he's in a somewhat better condition once they land, swinging his leg over the oxen's back to drop down. He steps over to where Shu is, kneeling beside her to give her a hand up.

"So, what's the plan? Doesn't seem like there are too many guards but I'm pretty sure an entire herd of cows being freed is definitely going to attract attention. ...also, I have no idea how far we've gone but heading back on foot is not going to be a simple day trip."

He turns his eyes towards the structure and the airship parked on top.

Date: 2024-10-09 02:39 am (UTC)
purplexing: (lookit this gremlin)
From: [personal profile] purplexing
Yuuuuugh, cow breath!

Donnie isn't sure what more us expected from him when it comes to their oxen friend. He'd already given it a pat, that was good enough, right? He really has no idea what to do with animals.

At least he lingers by Shu to make sure she won't fall over once they get on their feet again. Her proposition makes him grin with an almost malicious glee.

"Ohhh I was hoping you'd say that."

Date: 2024-10-09 03:52 am (UTC)
purplexing: (of course I did...n't)
From: [personal profile] purplexing
Her response leaves him gaping given how her delivery is, as casual as her usual way of speaking. It forestalls any protests from the turtlekin long enough for her to continue, and all is proven right with the world. Or well, at least as right as certain parts should be.

"Well, hopefully after you all sent the Empire packing from Flotsam, their heavy fighters are either out of commission or still assessing the damage taken. And I doubt they'd put anyone important or to skilled out here to oversee cattle. With luck, whoever is in charge thinks they're too important to be stuck with this task that they're careless."

Donnie taps his fingers against his chin as he looks in the direction of the herds.

"But we definitely should try taking the ship first. Let's see if there's a way to get to that roof without having to go inside."

Date: 2024-10-09 06:26 pm (UTC)
purplexing: (plotting your demise)
From: [personal profile] purplexing
It's the strangest building Donnie's ever seen. He might have been more interested if not for its clear intent given all the cattle.

He grins a bit at the way up to the roof, pointing. The gate won't be a problem, at least.

"Hm. Should we get a closer look at where they're keeping the cattle? We should probably see if they've got everyone out in the pen or if there are more in the barns." That might complicate trying to free them unless the workers decide they'd be inclined to help.

Date: 2024-10-10 03:28 am (UTC)
purplexing: (wha)
From: [personal profile] purplexing
Uh-oh. Donnie glances around anxiously before looking to Shu. Looks like they might have to secure the cattle first before the ship, or they might just end up with less cattle to bring back.

"It's just two out there. We can use the cows for cover and knock them out or something, can't we?"

Date: 2024-10-12 12:58 am (UTC)
purplexing: (of course I did...n't)
From: [personal profile] purplexing
The turtlekin's own smile is tight, but this shouldn't be anything like their infiltration on that airship. Nodding, he watches her head off for a moment before turning to weave his own way towards the herd.

Hopefully they won't have any problems, but with luck these people aren't trained soldiers and strictly meant to handle livestock.

...wow but that is a lot of cow. Maybe now's not the time to realize this is the first he's ever been surrounded by so many creatures that weren't fish.

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