Player Plot: How to Get Away With Moo-der
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vivalaWho: Shu, cows, and you
What: Udder cowtastrophe
Where: Farmlands outside of Elysium
When: Mid-month
Warnings: Animal cruelty
As the farmer plods away to resume tending his fields, Shu shakes her head with a frown and addresses her companion. "That is the fourth farmer this week to report a missing herd of livestock. These aren't small losses, either. It is unimaginable that they simply vanished off the face of the earth."
Not coincidentally, Shu is currently seated atop her own oxen, who is placidly chewing on some grains underfoot.
"Let us examine the pasture. He said there were numerous markings he could not make sense of. These disappearances will be catastrophic for the small farmer if they continue and have a lasting ripple effect on the supply chain of meat. Not just for the Corsairs."
She nudges He Sheng with her ankles.
What: Udder cowtastrophe
Where: Farmlands outside of Elysium
When: Mid-month
Warnings: Animal cruelty
As the farmer plods away to resume tending his fields, Shu shakes her head with a frown and addresses her companion. "That is the fourth farmer this week to report a missing herd of livestock. These aren't small losses, either. It is unimaginable that they simply vanished off the face of the earth."
Not coincidentally, Shu is currently seated atop her own oxen, who is placidly chewing on some grains underfoot.
"Let us examine the pasture. He said there were numerous markings he could not make sense of. These disappearances will be catastrophic for the small farmer if they continue and have a lasting ripple effect on the supply chain of meat. Not just for the Corsairs."
She nudges He Sheng with her ankles.
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Date: 2024-10-07 01:39 am (UTC)Far, far below, He Sheng glances up as Niu Da Ge flies off with Mistress and Sad Green One. A brief flicker of concern flashes through his bovine mind before he decides that it's probably all fine. Mistress should get a better grip, though. She isn't very secu -- oh was that an acorn? Mistress didn't usually want him eating those, but since she was gone now...
Oh, right, acorns didn't taste very good and also were hard on his teeth. He Sheng spits it out and sniffs at two apples that are lying on the ground for some reason instead.
Ahh... must be a boon from Niu Da Ge.
Delicious... Sweet... Yum...
[translators' note: niu da ge means 'big cow brother']