Date: 2025-04-11 03:17 am (UTC)
singlemilletgrain: (Unamused)
"...and my granddaughter, she says to me, Mama Bella! - Mama cause I ain't gonna let no chicklet call me Grammy, not with me in the prime of my life - Mama Bella, you can't go eating all that junk at your age what about your colesteral and I says to her ain't never heard that word colesteral when I was your age that's just one a' those newfangled donkeydong hoaxes to get us to stop enjoying our lives yes I said it all those quacks don't know what they're doing back in my day it was the brown bottle or the white bottle and the brown bottle was for the aches and pains and the white bottle for the joints and the eyes and we all did just fine with the brown and the white didn't we not a day over 93 and ain't no colesteral gonna stop me from enjoying my grits and hominy you listen to me now I've had the same brekkist every day for the last 60 years gets the guts going a big ol' bowl of grits and a good strong coffee and you clean out the plumbing spic and span can't have the ol' pipes getting clogged -- "

Shu, wondering if tying and gagging civilians is against the code of the Corsairs, murmurs into her communicator.

"I have the last of them from the eastern sector. A group of ten, one elderly woman, two children. We're on our way to the rendezvous point as quickly as possible, but I won't be able to get them through without a fight. Please join us if possible."
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